piraticoctopus:

Bowser tries to keep up his reputation as a menacing villain but in reality he’s just a huge fricking dork.

read at your own risk - very long

luxwing:

cantsman:

Just in-case you can’t wait for Halloween, the 'One-eyed Bloody Monster' is now available in mod form!

Mod link: Here

Workshop link: Here

I cant believe Mike Wazowski is in tf2

I'm bummed that I can't play Dota so here's some shit
gost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Nahs1QB-s are you ready to die?
Hobbes: now i can save money and experience it through vinny
Hobbes: this is good
Hobbes: how do you just slip into a south park teacher impression like that
gost: "Kill me"
gost: 3:30 everything has gone wrong
Hobbes: its like im really there
Hobbes: experiencing the terrible chat spam
Hobbes: this music
Hobbes: finally its done
gost: why would people make something like this
gost: christ
Hobbes: so they can experience the true anime life
Hobbes: for only $10
gost: fuck
gost: EternalEnvy: The Game
Hobbes: i look beside me and realize taiga from toradora was sitting next to me on the plane
Hobbes: "who's your favourite dota character" i whisper in her ear
gost: Oh my god
gost: I can't handle this already
gost: 33 minutes of this
Hobbes: this is gonna be you
gost: No I am not a weeb
Hobbes: "my beloved japan!"
gost: I am aware of the dangers of Japan
Hobbes: lmao
gost: "oh my god are you kidding me"
Hobbes: please be two teenage girls
Hobbes: please
Hobbes: i want him to live with two teenage girls
Hobbes: YES
gost: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hobbes: THE ANIME DREAM
gost: THE VOICE
Hobbes: vinny is too kawaii :3c
Hobbes: MI-KO-TOE
gost: It's why Alpaca chose him in Tomodachi Life
Hobbes: omg
gost: OH MY GOD
Hobbes: i feel racist just reading this engrish
Hobbes: ITS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY IN THE ANIME I WATCH....
gost: I'm dying
gost: help
gost: chriiiiiiiiiist
Hobbes: dont stop the voice
Hobbes: damn it
gost: Christ
gost: CHRIST
Hobbes: this is the male version of mary sue self-insert fanfiction
gost: help
Hobbes: naisuuu tuuuu michuuuu
gost: tsuntsun
gost: Vinny's worst day
Hobbes: vinny has trouble dealing with weeaboos
gost: this scenario is taking up 13 minutes already
gost: I can't believe this
Hobbes: cant wait to get to her house
Hobbes: for the bath scene
gost: it's called a "CYKA"
Hobbes: cant wait to get to her CYKA
Hobbes: there's a ton of russian students at my school and i'll just randomly hear cyka
Hobbes: its the best
Hobbes: feel like im playing dota irl
gost: i bet they play viper
Hobbes: viper 100 games 4% winrate
gost: ouch
Hobbes: i dont give a shit about the transporation logistics of japan
Hobbes: just show me the cute girls....
gost: i'm putting this on tumblr
Hobbes: aaaaaaaaaa
gost: halfway through they haven't left the airport
Hobbes: he's not gonna even make it out of the airport
Hobbes: please don't give up vinnychan
Hobbes: holy shit
gost: he's going to suffer an aneurysm
Hobbes: his voice at 17:55
gost: Why is tit-squisher like
gost: I can't describe it
gost: There's no person who would be like this
gost: EVER
gost: WcDonalds
Hobbes: she's just a fun nice girl who likes hooking up with strange american men and masking her identity :^)
gost: I like fun nice girls
gost: I'm not american though
Hobbes: im sure she thinks we're all the same
gost: Jsus
gost: Jsus
gost: Jsus
Hobbes: juicesus
gost: rest in piece vinny
gost: only one piece
Hobbes: he's probably a bleach guy
Hobbes: i think he died
Hobbes: nvm
gost: Jesus christ
gost: I'm pretty sure even Makoto is freaked out
Hobbes: let's be real what kind of savage wears shoes indoors
gost: I don't
Hobbes: i dont think even americans do that
gost: i just wear slippers, socks, or barefoot
Hobbes: yeah exactly
gost: not even skin
gost: just flesh
Hobbes: what
gost: leaving blood prints everywhere
Hobbes: are you sure flesh means what you think it means
gost: "I can't betray the kindness they've showed me" -proceeds to want to ravage their asses-
gost: Oh good Vinny has the same thought as me
Hobbes: how convenient their parents are away
gost: Unlikely Situations #4056
Hobbes: original story
gost: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
gost: protagonist is literally trash
gost: reported
Hobbes: itadakimasuuuuuuuu
gost: Oh my god
gost: Stop
Hobbes: nom nom
Hobbes: this is perfect
Hobbes: just how i imagine japan to be
Hobbes: i cant wait
Hobbes: is this what red did
gost: Red faced reality
gost: and became stronger
Hobbes: her PERSONA because SLIGHTLY STRONGER PERSONA
Hobbes: disappointment +4
Hobbes: oh perfect bath scene soon
Hobbes: wait is it over
Hobbes: this sucks
gost: ONEE-CHAN: OLDER SISTER
gost: IS THIS TV-NIHON
gost: I'm buying this for you you need to stream this
Hobbes: toilet is the main antagonist apparently
Hobbes: NO
Hobbes: this is almost as bad as that fuck fuck shit anime game
gost: YOU'RE FUCKING LOCO
Hobbes: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
gost: FUCKING WHORE ASS BITCH NEEDS TO LEARN
gost: oh no not the Hachi story
Hobbes: "what a great game this is" - vinny seal of approval
gost: QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE QUICK SAVE

Aaaaaand my laptop is still a piece of shit

no
Red/Hazardice 2014

lilboulder:

this is the most intense For Glory match I’ve ever played

iamtheun-weasel:

Source
Just…good fucking lord. A little kid built this!
I think it’s safe to say we all need to step our Gunpla game up.

iamtheun-weasel:

Source

Just…good fucking lord. A little kid built this!

I think it’s safe to say we all need to step our Gunpla game up.